drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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