i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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