Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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