I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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