nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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