so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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