After last night, I could never be a politician.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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