i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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