I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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