no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
from now on my penis is your penis
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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