R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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