Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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