why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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