He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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