Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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