I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
