Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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