I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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This is my gift to your gina
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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