She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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