You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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