Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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