dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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