i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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