I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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