its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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