She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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