how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
we're so committed to being not committed
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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