I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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