Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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