I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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