Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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