I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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