I'm going to jail i love you
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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