We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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