Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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