So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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