You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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