I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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