This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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