i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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