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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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