Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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