I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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