I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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