My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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