You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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