I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
