i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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