i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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