HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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