Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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