I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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