some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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