I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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