when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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